David Javerbaum, the comedy writer, has been running a Twitter account by the name of God (@TheTweetofGod) since 2010. This account, as the name suggests, is of a God and the God has been saying some very wise things to the people of this world. Even his bio says that he is “coming any minute since the dawn of time” which seems pretty legit. Anyway, here are some of the best moments of the God on Twitter:

1. When the God was unhappy with most of us:

2. When he warned us about Donald Trump:

3. and then he made it pretty clear that he would have to come down himself to fix the situation:

4. When he gave a pretty clear sign that people of USA should elect Bernie Sanders:

5. When he gave a pretty clear sign that people of USA should elect Bernie Sanders:

6. That one time he was having an existential crisis:

7. When he was pretty motivated about his Monday:

7. When he reminded us about our mortality:

8. When he was joking (I hope so…):

9. When he was being a Dawid Bowie fan boy:

10. And then he eventually accepted David Bowie for the god he is:

11. When he was ashamed of making Steve Harvey:

12. When he was thinking of going green:

13. And finally, when he told us that pretty much all the Americans are a-holes: